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Chapter 5: Google Translate
It's important to protect the rights of your electronic devices.

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Tiantian came back with a takeaway.

Since it rained heavily outside today and the delivery guy came in a hurry, the Malatang seller might have been careless, caused half of the Malatang soup to spill into the plastic bag.

She was originally a person with a bad temper. When she saw half of her food put into plastic bags and some red soup dripping on the snow-white floor tiles, she reflexively wanted to curse.

But Tiantian looked at the delivery guy who still had traces of rain on his body, as well as the tired and carefully apologetic expression on his face. The curse words seemed to be stuck in her throat and she couldn't say a word.

Forget it.

They were all doing humble transportation work. Rainy days were inherently dangerous and prone to accidents.

Tiantian finally sighed, comforted the delivery guy, and told him, "I won't complain, just be careful on rainy days."

Then she carried her wet Malatang back to the room.

The computer screen in the room flashed brightly.

Tiantian, who was busy unpacked the takeout plastic bags, had a dark face and couldn't distract herself from what was happening on the computer.

On the computer screen, on the dim rooftop of the school, Tiantian was surrounded by several pixelated figures. Their bodies had ended their fighting state, and they no longer trembled like beasts. Everyone quietly gathered around Donut, seeming to be communicating with this little pixel man.

[Ding]

[Panda: Hello, who are you?]

The panda-shaped pixel man raised his mosaic-like left hand, and a yellow question mark appeared on his square brain.

[System prompt: Companion [Panda] has sent you a session invitation. As a friendly companionship, please use your words carefully when communicating with your companions.]

[System prompt: The system has automatically opened your recording permission.]

[Voice input is enabled.]

"Ah!" Tiantian screamed.

The plastic bag containing the spicy soup leaked silently at the lower end, and the spicy oil mixed with the boiled hot soup poured directly onto Tiantian's hand, making her trembled.

This time it was not better, her hands were filled with a greasy smell, plus a hint of Malatang spiciness. This hand was simply worth it. Throw it into a frying pan and fried it to become a new dish.

"F*ck. F*ck."

Good things didn't come in pairs, but bad things come in pairs.

Tiantian frowned and looked at the "spicy chicken feet", then lowered her head and cursed a few times as if she was helpless and furious.

Just as she lowered her head to look for toilet paper, the computer screen behind her flashed twice silently, like a human blinking.

[System prompt: ...]

[System prompt: The detected language cannot be translated in Japanese and has been automatically converted into simple English.]

[System prompt: It has been detected that you have used malicious and insulting language towards your companions, and you will be given a verbal warning.]

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"Um... thank you very much for your help. The way you throw stones can be compared with the trebuchets used in ancient siege battles. What... is your name?"

Panda looked at Satoru's acquiescent expression and kept a safe distance from Donut. He adjusted his language mode and asked Donut in a friendly manner.

"It's so formal." Maki clicked her tongue, expressing her weakness at Panda's ability to express herself.

"Don't worry Maki, everyone can take turns communicating with the girl." Satoru said with a smile.

"..."

Under the gaze of everyone, the pretty girl had a stiff smile on her face and blinked twice.

The next second.

The girl suddenly lowered her raised face, and an emotion called "unhappiness" emerged on her entire delicate face.

"...?"

Panda stared at with his beady eyes in confusion, then turned to look at Toge who was nearest to him.

"Konbu?" Toge pulled on his high collar and also felt Donut's obviously declining mood.
Panda... did you say something wrong?

"F*ck."

The girl's face was drawn, and her pair of gloomy eyes stared blankly at the sky. She spoke standard British English without any Japanese accent.

It's so standard that it could be used directly for school listening tests.

"...?"

Panda blinked innocently, somewhat unresponsive.

"F*ck, it, mother."

Donut's strange eyes turned around from the ethereal sky and slowly floated back to Panda. She gave him a numb smile and spoke another fluent English accent.

Panda: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Panda: "...Toge, what else is she going to say?"

Toge: "...konbu."

Could it be that this girl's name was f*ck it mother?

"Hey, she's just talking trash in English for no reason! We all took English classes in high school. You guys, don't pretend you don't understand."

Maki looked at the two confused people speechlessly, and pointed at Donut, who was spitting out foul words.

"...Maki-san, please don't be like this. Although the main focus of the Jujutsu High is not studying, our teaching staff definitely does not teach you to speak dirty English."

Satoru carefully held the phone in his chest with both hands, rubbing it secretly before interjecting.

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"F*ck your grandma, it's so annoying."

Tiantian pulled a face and threw the Malatang into the trash can with an expressionless face, returned to the computer and sat down heavily.

[System prompt: Used insulting language towards companions, second verbal warning.]

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"I violate his grandmother and I feel very upset."

The petite girl smiled and said something incomprehensible.

Everyone: "..."

"This... is the most outrageous thing I've heard this year, and it came from an underage girl."

Maki looked paralyzed, calmly pushed up her glasses, and put the long blade on her shoulder.

Not known where to start complaining about this.

Should they ask whose grandmother was the first, or should they complain first about the state of mind behind saying "I feel upset".

"No, I feel like she doesn't know what she's talking about at all. She... seems... a little unclear."

Panda looked at Toge very seriously, then turned to look at the only adult present, wanting to ask for his opinion.

Satoru: "..."

Satoru: "Oh... yes, that's the one."

The silver-haired man with a blindfold clapped his hands, suddenly looking like he had a sudden realization.

Everyone: "Which one?"

"That's it... Maki, go look for this girl and see if there's a serial number or something. Isn't it like that in movies? A girl born in a laboratory, a clone or something."

Satoru suggested seriously.

Maki: "..."

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