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Chapter 50: Greasy Tiantian

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If there were people from the Huaxia family present, looking at Tiantian's rustic, honest and brutal aura, there would be a high probability that they would say, "If you were here, the Liangshan heroes would not agree to surrender."

But there was neither a joke teller from a certain website nor a great writer in a certain music comment area.

The remaining Japanese friend Gojo Satoru looked at Tiantian for a long time with a twitch in his mouth, and he couldn't find a suitable adjective to describe Miss Liu in front of him in his 27 years of life experience.

"..."

You guy, you have a lot of life experience.

But at the same time, he was sure that Liu Tiantian was definitely not a soft persimmon that was easy to control.

"This is... very good."

As a teacher, he still had to actively encourage students.

After thinking for a long time, Satoru's voice was full of bends, and he forced to praise Tiantian.

"I am now more sure that this task is given to you as a test, it is an extremely correct decision."

The reliable people's teacher smiled slightly and gave Tiantian a thumbs up.

"...?"

Don't you understand what I mean?

Tiantian got angry immediately.

She felt that this teacher had a problem with his brain. He just gave her this task casually. This feeling was just like the teacher in the comics who made all kinds of brainless and unthinkable decisions in order to force the plot to go on.

Would he agree to hand her over like this? Who was she? And who would be responsible if something went wrong? Would she be responsible?

"Sensei, you gave me this task because you think highly of me, but I really can't do it. If you lead the team and let me learn from you, it's understandable... but..."

Tiantian thought about it and looked embarrassed. She still didn't want to take on this so-called trial task.

"Tiantian, don't say anything more. The first requirement of being a student is to obey the teacher and trust the teacher. I have already explained this matter to everyone in the first grade. You should prepare for it later."

Before Tiantian finished speaking, Satoru held his forehead with one hand and made an impatient sound of "ah~ ah~ mpu~", saying a bunch of decisive words to silence Tiantian.

Tiantian: "..."

Look at you.

And what's the situation with this teacher? Why did I feel that he was a little bit unserious now?

Tiantian was not feeling well here.

Maki and Panda who were far away in Okinawa were not feeling well either.

"Panda, I have a big announcement here."

Maki and Panda were sitting in the hotel suite drinking drinks.

The girl with glasses looks at the message on the screen of her mobile phone, and her face gradually becomes serious.

Panda: "What?"

Panda on the other side still has a sweat towel on his shoulders, and he didn't rest at all. Maki was talking about something.

Maki looked at the phone with a hard word, and begins to read aloud the message Satoru sent to them:

[My lovely and hardworking students far away in Okinawa, now the girl we picked up has been placed under the name of Principal Yaga, and her name has been temporarily changed to, Yaga Kanna.]

There was also a picture below.

It was a gif of Tiantian climbing around on a wooden wall like a gecko.

Maki's first reaction when she saw this picture was that the third part of "Fantastic Beasts" had begun filming.

*crush*

"???"

Panda accidentally crushed the paper cup in his hand, and the ice and coffee were scattered all over the table.

A dull look appeared on the cute and chubby face.

"It's not over yet."

Maki calmly held the phone in one hand, took out the paper towel on the dining table with the other hand, wiped the table hastily, and continued to read the following content.

[This time, Yaga Kanna will lead everyone to explore the Yokohama Suribachi City Curse Incident. This is also Kanna's first mission trial. Here, sensei hopes that Maki and Panda can get along well with Kanna. She is a very good child and a trustworthy companion.]

There's no more.

"..."

After reading the text message sent by Satoru, the two looked at each other and could not speak for a long time.

Satoru was worthy of being Gojo Satoru. He was so savvy when sending a notification, he made a decision for them without explaining a lot of things that are not clear.

"Yaga... Kanna, is she going to be my sister? Then will she live in my body?"

Panda was silent for a while and muttered to himself.

"Ah..."

Maki frowned, took off her glasses, and rubbed her temples in distress.

That's a person, not a cursed corpse.

"Let's not talk about those unreliable things first... How... how is Kanna going to lead the team? Isn't she..." mentally retarded?

The girl looked at the gif images, thought about it, and felt that it was a bit hurtful to say it, so she changed to a euphemism.

"Kanna seems to be a little confused."

The person was on the wall, and it's just a matter of putting her in a frame and putting her up for display.

Panda: "..."

Panda: "...should we bring two more clothes along the way?"

What if this girl lost control of her emotions and started to dance the "striptease" version of Born Without Clothes hysterically? At least she would have clothes to wear later.

Maki: "..."

Was it too early to say this now?

Do we really want to take her with us?

Although the girl did have the ability to remove cursed spirits... but was her mental state really good enough? If something unexpected happened, could they control her?

And how to solve the problem of food, shelter and transportation?

Kanna's appearance should require others to feed her like an animal to replenish her food, right?

Maki: "..."

For some reason, a strange picture suddenly appeared in her mind— she was holding a rope in her hand, leading the wise Donut to the river to eat grass.

"!!"

How rude! What was I thinking?

Maki almost went numb all over.

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Tiantian had no idea that Maki had imagined her as an old cow with four limbs on the ground and her back facing the sky.

She sorted out her confused mood, bought a notebook and a ballpoint pen from the system mall, took her things and went to find Toge.

"Toge, let's go, I'll take you to have a meal."

On the way there, she saw Toge feeding ducks near the station. Tiantian's eyes lit up and she hurried forward to greet Toge.

"..."

Toge looked at Tiantian, seemed a little embarrassed and at a loss, and he froze in place. After thinking about it, he followed Tiantian out of the school gate.

In this way, the two of them sorted out their postures and set off from school.

During this period, Tiantian also wore a mask on her face. Because she didn't know where she heard that Japanese girls going out without makeup was disrespectful to others, Tiantian must be too lazy to put on makeup to please strangers, but she was still a little nervous when she first arrived in a foreign place, so she wore a mask on her face.

When going out with Toge, Tiantian wore sunglasses and a scarf around her neck, and she looked intellectual and cheerful.

The two of them walked through the crowd, took the tram, and admired the busy streets under the viaduct. During this time, Tiantian couldn't help but took two photos of her phone with the gorgeous system, and she couldn't hide her excitement.

This time, she was a person who had been abroad.

"Tiantian, do you want to eat anything?"

Toge was browsing restaurant recommendations on his phone, talking to Tiantian in a low voice, and his eyes were not looking at Tiantian, but wandering around.

"I'll just look over here, what do you want to eat? You can come today, don't be embarrassed with me, just treat me as your friend, don't be restrained."

Tiantian saw that the boy seemed a little embarrassed and nervous, and thought that this child should be the type who rarely got along with girls, so she slowed down her tone to relieve some pressure on him.

But she was also surprised to see Toge's face.

This guy was not bad looking and quite energetic. Logically, he should be popular with girls. However, he seemed to have rarely interacted with girls.

But thinking about Toge's job, she could understand it to some extent.

"Okay..."

After hearing what Tiantian said, Toge's expression eased slightly, but there was a little confusion between his eyebrows and he began to talk less.

In the end, the boy chose an oden restaurant.

But Tiantian didn't agree, and changed it to a famous kaiseki restaurant in Tokyo Food Street.

She thought that Toge probably saw that she was a girl and was embarrassed to spend her money, so he found a cheap restaurant to fool her.

But no matter what, when Tiantian was "mentally retarded", Toge took care of her and accompanied her. To put it bluntly, he was just short of taking care of her bowel and urinary needs. Apart from that, he was no different from the caregivers in the nursing home. Was it appropriate to invite someone to eat oden?

"...Tiantian, there's really no need to spend so much money. Let's just eat casually."

Toge watched Tiantian order a high-end meal with a per capita cost of 10,000 yuan on his mobile phone. He felt a little embarrassed and sorry, and hurriedly spoke up to change Tiantian's mind.

He felt embarrassed to spend a girl's money on a meal, and now Tiantian had booked such an expensive restaurant.

Originally... he planned to take Tiantian to experience Tokyo cuisine at his own expense.

"It's okay, just think of me as someone who wants to eat. Don't be embarrassed to be with me. The affection between us cannot be measured by money."

Tiantian and Toge hesitated as they came to the door of the store, and at the same time, she made a decision with great pride, without giving the boy a chance to resist.

And this set of polite words from the old Chinese made the boy, who didn't know much about this, blush.

Affection that could not be measured by money?

When Toge heard this, he was a little dumbfounded.

Then he was very happy.

This was the "cunning" Huaxia and the simple Japanese people.

*slam*

When Tiantian arrived at the door, the vermilion sliding door just opened.

Then a child rushed out and hit Tiantian straight, she almost got thrown back by this little grenade because she was looking at her phone.

"Takana!"

Seeing this, Toge hurried forward and supported Tiantian's shoulders.

"!"

F*ck!

Tiantian was annoyed.

She was about to get angry and see that the person was blind in broad daylight, but when she looked down, she found that it was a little boy wearing a blue suit and glasses.

"Sister! I'm sorry!"

The little boy found that he had bumped into someone, and hurriedly bowed his head to apologize, his voice crisp.

"Hey, big baby, watch the road, be careful not to fall."

Hey, this child was really cute.

Seeing that it was a fair-skinned child, Tiantian smiled so hard that her eyes curved and her voice became wavy.

She liked children very much and had a special fondness for fat boys. She thought of the fat boy next door who had just been born and had been kissed on the face and pinched on the buttocks by her.

Thinking of this, Tiantian's voice suddenly became kinder, and she pinched the child's face.

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· Genuine translation can be found only in OchatimesBlogspotCom and FanFictionNet

[0] "Greasy", a slang, meaning indolent, narcissistic, annoying, misogynistic, and/or lewd


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