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Chapter 70: Vulgar Plot

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Ryomen Sukuna.

It was now known that the finger was highly toxic. Even after the body died, the residue in the blood was still 30% toxic.

However, under such circumstances, Tiantian was tasked with eating three fingers in a row like eating Chewy Corns.

Seeing the white mouse's appearance as if it had been mutated by nuclear pollution, she was a little timid.

This finger was equivalent to ten kilograms of arsenic trioxide; let alone three fingers, which killed more than a dozen people in succession. Was the shell given by the system really reliable?

Don't let it not survive one finger and die suddenly in front of Toge; that would be a big joke.

At least Toge still had some feelings for her. Although the result was not discussed now, Tiantian was unwilling to leave a last impression on Toge with an extremely ugly death posture.

When the two said goodbye to Mori and prepared to explore Suribachi City alone.

Mori considerately prepared two small bags for the two, which were filled with drinking water and instant rice balls.

When Toge saw the rice balls, his eyes lit up a little, and Tiantian just happened to notice this detail.

After preparing things for the two, Mori acted very kindly and gave them instructions as an elder.

The general meaning was, 'if you encounter robbery here, don't indulge them; use knives if you have knives, use guns if you have guns, and beat them to death.'

'If someone was blind and said something like "You dare to act wild on xx's territory, you're done, we're going to sue you to xx!"'

'Please directly say— who was suing me in the audience? And— good dogs don't get in the way when doing business at the Port Mafia.'

"..."

After listening to Mori's series of speeches, Tiantian and Toge finally understood why Akutagawa was so arrogant before.

The upper beam was not straight, and the lower beam was crooked.

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"Let's go to the family that died last first, and investigate in reverse order."

Tiantian packed up the map and turned to ask Toge for his opinion.

"I'll listen to you."

Toge certainly had no objection.

As a result, they had just walked for a while when they heard the sound of "Hmmmm, hum, ahhh!" from the simple Suribachi City.

"F*ck, this place is amazing."

Tiantian rolled her eyes and couldn't help cursing.

She looked at Toge's anxious eyes; nodded silently, and ran with Toge to the place where the fighting sound came from.

"Stop fighting! I gave you my wallet! You are too unreasonable, right? If I had known this, I wouldn't have given you my wallet!"

Several hooligans surrounded a young man in a camel-colored windbreaker and punched and kicked him.

Several people circled and took turns to beat him up. The young man on the ground was so cunning that he held his head with his hands and curled up like a shrimp; rolling on the ground.

The hooligans seemed to have vicious moves, but in fact, with the young man's coquettish movements, few kicked really hit him.

"Son of a b*tch! You dare to hide! The wallet you gave me only has a damn supermarket discount slip! Are you kidding us?"

The golden haired hooligans in the lead cursed and jumped up to kick the young man.

"I gave you the convenience store discount slips that I didn't even want to use, and you still hit me!"

The young man rolled clockwise on the yellow earth, dodging the hooligans' iron fists and shouting in grievance.

"!"

Suddenly, the young man raised his eyes slightly and saw Tiantian and Toge rushing over; his eyes flashed, as if he had found the target, and he began to shout loudly.

"Ora ora! Look here! An innocent citizen was robbed and besieged by the Suribachi City dogs! Is there any kind-hearted person who can save him?!"

The hooligans got angry when they heard it.

"What are you calling your dead mother in the coffin? Brothers! Let's beat this idiot to death and bury him today!"

"Good!"

The gangsters raised their arms and shouted excitedly.

"Let's do it!"

The gangster thought for a moment and added another sentence.

"Don't get blood on his clothes. I'll wear them after I kill him."

"Okay, leader!"

The gangsters got even more excited when they heard that there was a project of stripping clothes.

*bam*

A force of gravity suddenly hit the back of the gangster leader's head, causing his nosebleed to flow directly out of his nasal cavity.

"?!"

The gangsters were stunned, and the gang leader was stunned.

Force attack?

"Something hit..." me.

The gang leader touched his nosebleed in a daze, and the pain spread from the back of his head belatedly.

Before he finished speaking, a stronger force pulled the back of his head, directly pulled his hair, and swung him to the ground.

Then, his body was dragged back three or four meters brutally.

"You get up first!"

Tiantian dragged the gangster back by his hair, raised his head and said to Dazai Osamu who was lying on the ground.

"..."

Dazai was stunned for a moment when he saw such a fierce fighting style for the first time.

Then he reacted, quickly stood up from the ground, and patted his trouser legs stained with dust.

"Thank you..."

Dazai raised his head and was about to say thank you.

He saw the gangster struggling to get up from the ground, and was furious and wanted to counterattack Tiantian. Maybe because of the posture, Tiantian grabbed casually, and the gangster dodged.

As a result, Tiantian's hand that wanted to grab the gangster's clothes fell ruthlessly on the gangster's... little ding dong.

The vulgar plot was repeated today.

"..."

Tiantian's face turned green, the gangster's face turned blue, and Toge's face turned pale.

Dazai: "..."

It was impossible to let go at this point.

Tiantian didn't look at Toge's face, forcing herself to quickly adjust her mentality, and directly grabbed the gangster's little ding dong and started swinging it twice on the spot.

"Do you want to rob or not? Try to rob."

The gangster began to wail like a monkey with a painful look, baring his teeth and claws.

"Woo!"

"Stop grabbing! Let go!"

Toge reacted, yelled with a distorted look, and quickly went up to grab the man's little ding dong from Tiantian.

"It's okay, he came to me."

Tiantian's face was as stiff as plaster, pretending to be calm, holding on tightly, and Toge couldn't get it away.

"What are you doing?"

Toge looked at Tiantian in shock and confusion.

You grabbed it just when it came to your door? What kind of good thing was this?

"Let go!"

An unknown anger ignited in the boy's heart. He grabbed the man's little ding dong with one hand, pushed Tiantian with the back, and began to exert force.

"Ahhhhhh!"

The leader of the gang rolled his eyes in pain, screamed, and his legs softened, and he fainted.

Tiantian: "..."

Toge: "..."

Dazai: "..."

The stunned minions were dumbfounded.

"Is that your leader?"

Dazai looked puzzled, turned to the stupid minions, and asked.

"Leader! Leader!"

The minions finally came to their senses after Dazai's question.

They rushed forward to rescue their boss.

"[Get out of here!]"

Toge turned around and growled.

*swoosh*

In the hot air, a violent hurricane was set off invisibly, and the minions, one after another, were like kites with strings attached; everyone's feet left the ground and began to retreat backwards at a high speed.

"Wuhu—!!"

The figures of the little minions gradually faded away, but their voices and faces were still there.

"Wow."

Dazai straightened his back, looked at the direction where the minions disappeared with sparkling eyes, and excitedly made a wait-and-see gesture with his hands.

Tiantian and Toge looked at each other, and both of them loosened their hands at the same time.

"...today's incident is not glorious, so let's just keep it between the two of us and don't tell anyone else."

Tiantian rarely softened her attitude, looked at Toge pleadingly, and spoke.

"..."

Toge glared at Tiantian first, then took a few deep breaths, as if he had no way to deal with her, and resigned himself to taking out mineral water from the small bag given by Mori.

"Hands."

Tiantian obediently stretched out her hands.

*swish*

Toge poured water on Tiantian's hands and washed her palms.

"Actually, I saw it too."

Dazai, who was ignored by the two, came forward with a smile like a fool, pointed at his face, and said.

"..."

Tiantian and Toge were stunned for a moment.

"!"

Then Tiantian was inexplicably furious.

Good fellow, if it weren't for saving you, an "ordinary citizen" who had nothing to do with Suribachi City, I wouldn't have made such a big fool of myself today.

You ungrateful son of a b*tch, you were talking nonsense; why did you come up to join in the fun? What did you see? Did you see me catching strange enoki mushrooms to save you?

"Brother, it's none of your business, go away. We'll take you to the police station later."

Tiantian looked at Dazai's beautiful face with a fake smile, resisted the urge to roar, and said in a low voice.

"What a coincidence, I saw it too."

Before Dazai could come up with a flirty answer.

Another blind voice came out.

The three looked up.

They found that the short Nakahara, wearing a top hat, walked slowly from the end of the alley with his hands in his pockets, his face calm and his voice flat.

"Miss Yaga, I can't tell."

Nakahara's voice was a little sarcastic, and his expression was also full of the standard Japanese sarcasm.

"No wonder Akutagawa suffered such a big loss in your hands."

It's obvious.

This Nakahara respected her on the surface, and could even be regarded as a nodding acquaintance.

However, Nakahara was still very unhappy about Tiantian's unethical sneak attack on his colleague and junior Akutagawa , and let Akutagawa fail the task in his hands.

"But."

The orange-haired man raised his snow-white chin and looked at Dazai behind Tiantian, his tone seemed a little strange.

"It's a surprise to see you here, you b*stard."

"I'm the one who's surprised that you didn't come up and fight today."

Dazai said with a smile.

"Your work will be put on hold later today."

Nakahara bit the glove on his fingertips with his white teeth expressionlessly and slowly pulled it down; his azure glasses stared at Tiantian, who had a gloomy face opposite him, without blinking.

"I've heard that Miss Yaga is very powerful. Although she defeated Akutagawa by despicable means, she must be extraordinary to be appointed as the leader of your school."

"How about letting me learn from her?"

"Hehe."

Tiantian smiled and reached out to stop Toge, who was about to come forward with a gloomy face.

Then, Tiantian suddenly shouted.

"How many people are there in the alley? Come out."

As the saying went, when a cockroach appeared, there may be a nest of cockroaches in your house.

According to the TV series, there were probably still people hiding.

"?"

Dazai showed a puzzled expression.

Nakahara was stunned and looked around vigilantly.

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"Sister Tiantian, it's fine that you and Toge came out without calling us, but you actually left Junpei behind."

On the low building on the left side of the alley, Maki led a fainted henchman, carrying a long sword on her shoulder, smiling and looking down.

Beside her, Panda and Junpei were standing.

The two looked at Nakahara below with serious expressions.

Tiantian: "..."

Why am I so rude.

Sorry, I didn't mention the topic of cockroaches.

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"Mr. Chuuya, do you want to try the 1v5 mode of the Suribachi City Canyon?" Panda said.

"If you and Mr. Bandage next to you are in the same group, it will be 2v5; if you are in a favorable situation, you may be able to turn the tables." Junpei added.

"Ah, I'm not in the same group with this garden gnome who's still half-spilling his toast, don't hurt people by mistake!"

Dazai explained with a smile, while giving a French military salute.

"!!"

Nakahara was originally in a relatively stable mood, but when he heard Dazai speak, he instantly became furious.

"You keep scolding me! You're a horse racing cheater!"

Dazai was immediately dissatisfied when he heard it.

"Who cheated? This is called clearing risks in advance!" Dazai retorted with confidence.

"Oh, prepare in advance!"

Nakahara laughed sarcastically.

"Did you put a box of saccharidine 'laxative' in the trough of the opponent's horse in preparation? Did you know that the horse had blood in the afternoon?"

"You are amazing, Dazai Osamu."

Everyone: "..."

Would Western animal protection officials be so anxious that they would bring intercontinental missiles over overnight?

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