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Chapter 24: Iron Straight Girl

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[Inumaki Toge's mood continues to be depressed.]

[Players can choose to give Inumaki Toge a gift to adjust his mood.]

What did it mean? Did this mean she didn't coax Toge well?

Tiantian took a careful look at the screen.

The badminton-headed teacher who had just walked across the dark screen to tell the story has disappeared.

Only Donut's pixel figure and Toge's pixel figure were left looking at each other in dismay.

Toge's purple square eyes turned into aggrieved semicircles on his pale little face. In addition, Toge seemed to be having a temper with her. He turned his back to her and did not face her directly.

Looking at this scene, Tiantian didn't know why she wanted to say something so much— face me! B*stard!

Toge's aggrieved attitude made her dream back to countless days and nights in high school. Those couples who had an awkward moment in the playground downstairs late at night behind the back of the school director.

Every time Tiantian saw these couples quarreling downstairs, she would eat spicy strips on the balcony while rolling her eyes and watching.

While watching, she did not forget to think sarcastically in her heart: The troubles that have been going on every day should be sorted out quickly and be over.

You’re too lazy to copy your classmates’ homework every day, but you’re still in the mood to date someone? Laughing to death.

Of course, she was definitely not bitter towards them.

She never imagined that one day, this kind of shameless farce would allow her to find the same experience in the game.

"System wizard?"

Tiantian took a sip of water from the thermos cup. Logically speaking, she still felt something was wrong. After all, she had also performed voice input just now. Could it be that she said something wrong that lowered Toge's favorability?

When he thought of this, Tiantian immediately went to check the record of the voice input just now.

Wasn't she just worried that she said the wrong thing? Just when she took a sip of water, she suddenly remembered the translation function of this underworld system that was very practical.

"?"

Sure enough, a line of very dazzling words was displayed on the latest voice input.

[Hello cow's genitals, please keep up the good work.]

*bump*

Tiantian's face was expressionless, and she slammed the thermos cup in her hand on the table, the metal and wooden table collided fiercely, making a loud noise.

"System wizard, what are you translating? Can you understand what you translated?"

Tiantian squinted her eyes and pressed the small microphone on the earphones to her lips. She stared and questioned the system in a low voice.

What the hell's a cow's genitals? This meant that people in the game could not do anything to her.

One day she took this rubbish translator to Japan for a trip or something and translated it like this to the Japanese, and the grumpy person probably slapped her in the face.

She didn't know what the Japanese temper was like at the moment. Anyway, with Tiantian's own temper, if someone wanted to talk to her like this, and she confirmed that it was deliberately humiliating her, she would never let it go.

[System prompt: Hello, I don’t understand what you mean. I’m still learning.]

"B*tch."

Tiantian took the lighter in hrt hand, hit the computer case hard with the tail, and cursed bitterly.

Then, she quickly clicked on the card drawing system and started drawing cards.

Now, in order to regain the goodwill of the NPC Inumaki Toge and pave the way for the construction of a great home in the future, she could only choose to give gifts as a rush.

There were currently three opportunities to draw cards in the novice gift pack.

If she drew something of inferior quality that she didn’t need, she could directly donate it to the Inumaki NPC. It could be used to improve her favor. When the time was right, she could send this little b to work in the fields.

[Ding!]

[Start drawing cards!]

As the screen gradually dimmed, three mosaic cards appeared in the sky.

First card:

[Cursed technique: American Police's C96]

[Number of uses: Unlimited?? Use cool down: one day]

[Cursed technique reminder: The user can only fight against one person. The person who casts the skill will passively shout: "Police! Goddamn! Get down!". If the person being cast does not lie down within three seconds; or does not raise his/her hands above his/her head, then the skill caster will use the ultimate skill [Behead first and then play the imperial power charter to clear the magazine] — the person being cast will suffer 80% mortal damage and 100% disabling damage.]

[Cursed technique supplement: This skill's deterrent effect on people from East Asian countries is halved, and its deterrent effect on people from European and American countries is increased by 50%.]

Second card:

[Spell: Meteor Hammer of the Goddess of War]

[Number of uses: Unlimited?? Cool down: three hours]

[Cursed technique reminder: The user will receive the gift of the Goddess of War, wearing a silver crown and a flirty bohemian dress; cutting carrots and melons to kill all the offal along the way.]

[Cursed technique supplement: It’s very Mary Sue tacky, so I won’t explain it. Anyway, if the player’s cow’s genitals reach a certain level, they might be able to open the "Domain" and show off.]

The third card:

[Spell: Mother Rabbit’s Lullaby]

[Number of uses: three times]

[Cursed technique reminder: The user who performs the skill will transform into the "Mother Rabbit" in the horror story, wearing a cheap and dirty rabbit mask, holding an ax; humming nursery rhymes that can scare children in the middle of the night in Russia, and will kill at least three people. The person who casts the skill drags it into his [Incomplete Domain: Slaughter Forest]. There is an 80% chance that the nursery rhyme hummed by Mother Rabbit will make the heart of the person being used to accelerate wildly, and the ax thrown has a 60% chance. Cause the person being cast to fall to the ground and lose combat effectiveness.]

[Cursed technique supplement: Under normal circumstances, the person who casts the skill can hang the enemy in the [incomplete domain] like a roast duck; under special circumstances, the enemy can hang the person who is using the skill like a turkey in the field.]

"Is this what you call learning?"

Tiantian bit her nails, frowned and stared at the [cow’s genitals reach a certain level] on the system that spoke strangely.

If she hadn't seen a device smarter than this system wizard, she would have thought that this game had become a spirit. This game was actually irritating her in a serious way.

However, what was more important than these were the cursed technique cards she drew were all very good. The skills also make her feel itchy.

Tiantian didn't want to give these pictures away.

[Inumaki Toge: What do you think of me?]

Just when Tiantian was struggling, Toge's dialog box options came up on the computer screen. At the same time, there was [System prompt: Voice input is turned on].

"!!!"

Tiantian's eyes widened and she took a deep breath. She immediately straightened her back and sat upright on the computer chair.

Here came the opportunity.

Although she had never played a chance otome strategy game in her life, she believed that with her life experience of drinking and having dinner every day, there was no way she could lose to a pixelated Japanese high school student like a little daughter-in-law!

The iron straight woman was going up. [1]

If she really couldn't flirt with him, the worst she could do was give that [Moonlight Gym] to Inumaki.

It's no big deal for real men to play fencing once in a while.

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"Meifeng, what do you think of me?"

After Satoru left, Toge looked at Donut who was standing silently behind him. He still couldn't hold back the entanglement in his heart and asked a question.

The boy always felt that something was wrong with him, and he couldn't help but worry a lot about Donut.

It's obvious that Donut was just a mentally ill patient now.

But on the other hand, he actually wanted to have a good relationship with Donut.

For example, now, it was clear that he had always called Donut Liu-san, but after Satoru's thunderous call of "Meifeng", he actually changed his mind slightly.

Anyway, he didn’t know what Meifeng’s real name was now, but he always felt that Gojo-sensei called her like this, it seemed very friendly. Since they would be classmates from now on, there shouldn't be any problem with him calling her that, right?

Maki and Panda also kept calling him Toge.

He couldn't keep saying "Liu-san", right?

"Who do you call Meifeng?"

When Toge was immersed in his own thoughts, or when he was not expecting Donut to speak at all— Donut kept a smile on her face and spoke abruptly.

Toge: "?"

The silver-haired boy blinked his big purple eyes, hummed and turned around, looking at Donut in disbelief.

"My name is hanging above my head, can't you see? My name is Donut." [2]

Donut kept a polite smile, then raised her finger and pointed at the void above her head like a mental patient, and said in a gentle and sunny voice.

What's going on with Meifeng? Why do the NPCs in this game changed her names so casually?

"Ah, Donut?"

Toge looked stiffly in the direction pointed by Donut's finger, and repeated the girl's weird name in a low voice and a bit hoarse.

Donut looked a bit scary now.

Especially when she kept a numb smile on her face and pointed at the sky with nothing, and then she said "the name was above my head".

That ghostly look directly let Toge think of half a year ago and Satoru teacher knocked off Yokohama XX religion.

That leader was an extremely low-level curse user, relying on his pitiful and subtle curse power to deceive people everywhere.

When the leader was pushed down onto the grill by Gojo-sensei, his face was so hot that there were big blood-red pustules, and his eyelids melted together.

The leader kept a strange smile on his face, pointed at the sky with trembling fingers, and said tremblingly— "Look, the Lord is watching you above my head."

That scene made Toge break into a cold sweat.

But now, Donut's strange appearance had rekindled Toge's nightmare at that time.

"Let's get to know each other."

Donut smiled and extended her hand.

"My name is Donut, and I am the master of this vast land." [2]

Toge: "..."

Toge: "?"

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· Genuine translation can be found only in OchatimesBlogspotCom and FanFictionNet

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[1] "Iron straight women" are straight women with straightforward personalities, independence, maturity and rationality. It also can be means "tomboy". The so-called iron straight women may look powerless, but they can kill people invisibly when they open their mouths.

[2] Heroine's ID in the game is 'Donut' which is 'tian tian quan (甜甜圈)' in Chinese, while her first name is 'Tiantian (甜甜)' which means 'sweets'.


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